ghostpulse: THERE WAS THIS WOMAN WHO CAME IN TO TARGET TODAY AND ALL SHE BOUGHT WAS A CUCUMBER AND “50 SHADES OF GREY” AND OH MY GOD I TRIED SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH.
DO YOU EVER WANT TO TALK TO A CUTE BOY BUT THEN YOU REMEMBER YOU’RE UGLY
lyssalovescookies: in 8th grade we thought it would be funny to scare our algebra teacher so when she was writing on the board we all put on dora masks and when she turned around she screamed
vintagenglitter asked: Hi. I asked you the fair question, but it's basically a rodeo. I been searching for a outfit for the longest and idk what to wear. Do you have any ideas on what to wear.